It's time

I can't deny the world my extra greatness any longer. I've spent so much time trying to figure out why my mind works like some puzzle you'd see on THE INCREDIBLE MACHINE. Or like a kid with ADHD that just downed three pints of sparks, snorted an ounce of cocaine, and watched Power Rangers for four days straight with his eyes taped open. The bottom line is...it doesn't matter. What does matter however is that I now have a blog. You don't have to read it, and you damn sure don't have to like it. Fact is, nobody cares...it's a blog. it's on, "THE WORLD WIDE WEB." Basically mostly legit. still you never have to go near it if you don't want to. It's not like an ex that works at a place that you go to all the time, because it's right around the corner, and because you can't hate the person, despite trying, and on top of that, the place has a really good cheese selection.... you know not like THAT. So without further adieu, I bring you "BERGATORY"
I place to rant, a place to release all the bad ideas that I even know are really stupid, but I like to talk about them anyway. But more importantly, it's a place for me to say BLAH BLAH BLAH. Think of it as a place where ideas go when they aren't really dead, but definitely aren't having books or infomercials or anything made over them. Unfortunately, I have to pretend to have super cool things to do right now instead of blogging, like ya do. So all of the stuff I was yakking about will have to come later.

-Berg

P.S. If you don't remember the incredible machine, it was the DOS based game that looked like this: