BERGATORY: Idea Limbo

greatness

2009-03-28T12:23:00.000-07:00

So I'm pretty stoked about the new roommates. This is what goes down when we're in public places...think about it. DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!

how it went down

2009-03-28T12:18:00.000-07:00

O.K. so here's the whole thing

Yhetti

2009-03-12T03:04:00.001-07:00

I ski Downhill for a reason

This

2009-03-11T18:19:00.001-07:00

Like this.

DEFUNKT

2009-03-11T18:15:00.000-07:00

I just started scribbling, I'm half surprised at what came out. I'll probably do a few more, like...

2009-02-06T18:58:00.000-08:00

--We're going to learn to hear words with vowel "A" sound....Listen with care

I be the analog arsonist, aimin at your arteries
All-seeing abstract, analyze everything
Adding on, absolutely abolishing
Average amateur's arsenal just astonishing

--Next, we'll learn words that begin with letter "B"

I be the big, bad body rockin Bombay to boulevard bully BACK
Better bring a bomb to the battlefield
Bloody black beats bringing bottoms that boom
Basically build barriers bewilder buffoons

--Listen now to words that begin with letter "C"

Crazy character, constantly creating concontions
Catalyst, a cannabalistic rhymes conqueror
Correctly connecting, craniums crumble down
Consistent capacity

--Next we'll hear words that start with letter "D"

Done did dhat done did dhis diddle don
Domination don't dignify diction
Doin' it deep down dialect daring
Doomsday dut devastate during the duration

--Listen to our song for vowel "E"

Extraterrestrial electrical, effortless
Eons of energy, everyone affected
Efficiently epitomize excellent
Extravagant elevate where the essence is

--"F" is the letter with which these words begin

Blackalicious got funk for the future filling up fiends finally
Fabulous, furious, fatness, follow me
N------ fall frequently, fact
Verbal felon fired up federally foundation fadin' all of this wack shit

That's actually not what I wanted to blog about. That's just what I was listening to at the moment...but now, here's a sketch of an elephant skull.....weird.

Thursday nights is MC club nights

2009-02-05T18:21:00.000-08:00

No Blog. Motorcycle Ride.

It's time

2009-02-04T22:05:00.000-08:00

I can't deny the world my extra greatness any longer. I've spent so much time trying to figure out why my mind works like some puzzle you'd see on THE INCREDIBLE MACHINE. Or like a kid with ADHD that just downed three pints of sparks, snorted an ounce of cocaine, and watched Power Rangers for four days straight with his eyes taped open. The bottom line is...it doesn't matter. What does matter however is that I now have a blog. You don't have to read it, and you damn sure don't have to like it. Fact is, nobody cares...it's a blog. it's on, "THE WORLD WIDE WEB." Basically mostly legit. still you never have to go near it if you don't want to. It's not like an ex that works at a place that you go to all the time, because it's right around the corner, and because you can't hate the person, despite trying, and on top of that, the place has a really good cheese selection.... you know not like THAT. So without further adieu, I bring you "BERGATORY"
I place to rant, a place to release all the bad ideas that I even know are really stupid, but I like to talk about them anyway. But more importantly, it's a place for me to say BLAH BLAH BLAH. Think of it as a place where ideas go when they aren't really dead, but definitely aren't having books or infomercials or anything made over them. Unfortunately, I have to pretend to have super cool things to do right now instead of blogging, like ya do. So all of the stuff I was yakking about will have to come later.

-Berg

P.S. If you don't remember the incredible machine, it was the DOS based game that looked like this: